Saturday, December 10, 2016

Time Warp


by Mark Ryan    
                                                                                                  3,450 words


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Time Warp

 by Mark Ryan

 

     “The bus is late today. I wonder what’s causing the holdup.” Carol whispered.

     Carol was a worry wart. She always thought the worst. But today she was relatively calm. She had a good night’s sleep, dressed early, and wore here new black and white striped blouse.  Dark noir was the new fashion trend.  She worked in Mass General Hospital’s Claims Department and was in line for the next raise cycle. Hopefully, it would be more than a few dollars. However, it was a known fact that men doing the same job always got paid more. The ‘Good Old Boy Network’, she would always say.

     Mark answered, “Don’t know why the bus is late but I read in the paper that sun spots have been the reason for all the TV and radio interference.  There was also a news alert on my phone this morn’n that solar flares had caused the time on clocks to jump-round. Maybe the bus company clocks are off kilter.”

     “By the way dear, you look quite attractive this morning with your new blouse and the slight scent of perfume is very alluring. Just watch out for those sharks at work.”

     “Aha, you must want someth’n, but you know flattery will always get my attention.  Likewise, you look handsome yourself with those new retro clothes we bought at the thrift store.

     Carol was just over five feet tall with reddish brown hair and a slim built. She recently got contacts and was happy to get rid of the glasses she wore since grade school. Mark was five eleven and a half feet tall.  He would always try elevating his height that extra half inch when at the doctor’s office for his annual health check. The nurse would always say, “Take off your shoes and stand straight, please.” Mark had black hair with a big wave in front and always had that perpetual smile.

     Mark and Carol were high school sweethearts and dated each other while Mark went to UMass Boston and got his college degree, majoring in Chemistry and Biology.  In addition, he got his teaching certificate and applied for teaching jobs at several schools around the area.

     Last year they were married and Mark got his first job as a science teacher at a local high school.

     Although Mark received some scholarship money, he still owed some big loans for school and would have to pay them all back, now that he had a fulltime teaching job.

     After getting married, they looked for a small apartment and found one over a variety store in Chelsea, a community just north of Boston where they both grew up. It was close to schools and shopping and the bus line so they could easily get around. The rent was lower than normal since Carol’s father knew the landlord, although comparable rents went for fifteen hundred a month.

     Carol’s cousins still lived in the same neighbourhood in which their families had for the past four generation. The apartment buildings were made of wood and brick and most constructed in the 1920s. It was if time stood still in this old neighbourhood. Although some of the residents had been here for a couple of generations, other ethnic groups had moved in and out in waves. However, they all worked hard to make a living and shared the same values, worries and joys.

     Mark and Carol had taken the same bus into Boston for the last few years and both worked at Mass General.  Carol had a fulltime job and Mark part-time while he went to school.  Now Mark took the same bus into Boston where he had a full-time teaching job at Boston Latin School.

     While they waited at the bus stop outside the new SPRINT cell phone store, they saw a clerk setting up a sidewalk booth advertising the new VR Glasses.  These were the new virtual reality 3D kind that you could wear as sunglasses and then switch over to VR programming when you wanted. With VR turned on and a virtual program running, you really felt like you were in an alternate universe. Everything looked surreal.

     The clerk saw Mark and Carol and called them over to try on the glasses. Mark was a gadget guy and always interested in the new electronic items on the market.       

     The clerk Harry knew Mark and explained, “These glasses are the brand new model just out today.  In addition to selecting built in VR programs, this pair also has AI, Artificial Intelligence, which allows it to make up its own VR program scenario based on what it senses from the surroundings.  It’s like it has its own imagination.”

     Mark and Carol each tried on a pair of the glasses, switched them on and said, “Wow, these are unbelievable. Everything looks so real and interactive”.

     Harry continued, “If you wear them for 24 hours and complete a customer survey, the store will give each of you a $100 gift certificate. You can switch them on and off with this button that is on the side of the glasses.”

     Mark and Carol were already hooked on the novelty and the great entertainment feature they would have pairing it with their Sony video game console. Carol looked at Mark and said, “If it doesn’t cost us anything why not try them.  What do we have to lose?”

     Mark agreed and told Harry, “We’ll try both pairs.”

     Harry said, “Just sign here and you can take them.”

     The wind started picking up again just as the bus arrived. The doors opened as several passengers started getting out. Carol and Mark were standing on the sidewalk at the bus stop and moved closer to the bus door to get on, just as some unruly teens that were walking by shoved the crowd forward and then ran off. Some patrons stumbled on the sidewalk but then recovered without falling. The teens laughed as they quickly ran away. 

     An older woman in the crowd shouted, “I saw you Johnny and I’m going to call your father and tell him what you did.”

     The passengers continued boarding the bus as they watched the teens all turn and give them the finger.  Most of the passengers lived in the same neighbourhood and knew each other.  Although they lived in the same area, it was hard to judge the reaction from the crowd about the teen’s behaviour.  Although they had differences, decent behaviour and caring for one another should transcend all cultures.

     Johnny would surely be sorry tonight for pulling that prank. His father didn’t hold back with strict discipline. He was from the old country where manners and respect for elders was a top priority. However, younger parents today were of the opinion to spare the rod and use psychology when disciplining their kids. Maybe that will work but only the future will tell. Society was getting too soft.

     As the bus pulled away, the sky darkened with a loud clap of thunder and bright flash of light. The bus shook violently and the passengers were tossed about. After a few minutes everything settled down and the bus travelled a few blocks to its next stop.

     Mark turned to Carol in the seat next to him and said, “Look out the window at the buildings there. They weren’t that color yesterday.”

     Carol gazed out the side window and gasped before saying, “Wolper’s Department Store is gone and there is a Flying Bike Shop in its place.”

     The stores’ signs were changed too. The people walking by wore funny bright-colored clothes. Mark thought he was dreaming and quickly blinked his eyes. Everyone on the bus saw the same thing and started talking loudly.

      Several passengers started shouting, “What’s happening? Why is everything outside changed?” Some started screaming. Others were praying out aloud. Everyone ran for the bus doors and tried to get out all at once. After a lot of pushing and shoving, they scrambled for the doors and pushed them open.

     Bursting out of the bus doors and landing on the sidewalk, the passengers continued crying and shouting. Several started to run while yelling for help. Suddenly, there was a loud voice coming from speakers on lamp poles.

     The voice commanded, “Stop running and stand still. This is a restricted quiet zone.”

     The crowd ignored the speaker and continued yelling.     

     Suddenly, nets exploded from a parking meter pole and snared all those running.  Luckily, Mark and Carol were still standing near the bus and avoided the net. The net pulled tight and the noisy crowd was yanked up against the pole.  Seconds later, a flying police car hovered up next to the pole. The car’s door opened and the net with the trapped people was hauled up into the back. The door shut and the car flew away.

     Mark was in shock with his mouth opened wide. He then saw a bystander wearing colorful neon clothes coming down the sidewalk and said to him, “What was that?”  As the bystander moved, the color of his clothes changed like a chameleon reflecting the color of the surroundings. It was like living camouflage fading in and out of sight.

     The chameleon man replied, “You must be new here. That was our police in action. They call it a crowd control device.  Arrest first and ask questions later. They got rid of the old rule of – ‘stop and frisk’.”

     Mark asked, “What will happen to them?”

     Mr. Chameleon replied, “Don’t worry. They will be processed and dropped back here in an hour. The process involves injecting them with a micro ID chip. The chip will read their personal DNA code like the old finger print ID. They will then have Federal Bank credits added to their personal account with several credits deducted for the noise violation.”

     The chameleon man continued, “You need to tell your friends to be careful not to commit any more violations. The local sheriff has a three strike policy.”

     Mark said, “What happens on the third strike?

     The chameleon replied, “Funny that you are not aware of this law. It’s used world-wide by all civilized countries. On the third strike you are put in a Bee-Hive Dormitory. The BVD is shaped like a diaper. You know, ‘Poop In and Poop Out’. It is used as a means of population control. All 3-strike violators, criminals, immigrants, poor, homeless and just those lucky to be selected by the Power Ball lottery are put into mandatory bee-hive hibernation for one year. It’s like the Draft but there are no deferments. The lottery selection is controlled by the world-wide annual birth-death equalizer. You sleep in a tube with a Pop-Up timer inserted in your belly button. When you’re done, the timer pops.”

     Mark laughed and said, “You’re joking. That is ridiculous.”

     The chameleon said, “No-way Jose, come this way, okay.”, as he showed Mark an interactive TV screen on the wall of an adjacent building. The building looked like one that Mark lived in when he was a young boy.

     Mark said, “Wait, this old apartment building looks familiar. It used to be a three decker with five room apartments on each floor.”

     Chameleon man replied, “That was a long time ago. They rehabbed all the old buildings and made four-six foot square condo sleeping cubes out of each twelve foot square room. Now the building houses sixty sleeping condo cubes instead of three apartments to alleviate the housing crisis and population increase. You enter each cube through this pneumatic elevator cube-tube.  I just love the sound that it makes, ’wooooosht’. The rent is easy too. It’s all been rolled into a double barrel shotgun reverse mortgage that is given as a gift in perpetuity to all family survivors.  It’s called the ‘Yoke for Life’.”

    “But first look over here at the public TV monitor on the side of the building,” said the chameleon as he pressed the touch screen. A menu came up that showed the titles –NEWS, WEATHER, SPORTS, POLICE LOG.  He pressed the police log button that showed a picture of the netted passengers all strapped to a conveyor belt moving along as a robotic arm injected a micro ID chip into their wrist.

     He pressed another button that showed a wide angle picture of a large farm on the coast. Along the shore you could see several large buildings. There was the Bee-Hive Dormitory, Solar Wind Farm, Waste Water Treatment Plant, and a Hydroponic Marijuana Plantation.

     Mr. Chameleon explained, “We are quite advanced here in Space City. We have a Solar Wind Collector that absorbs cosmic rays from the sun and gives us unlimited energy. The Marijuana Plantation grows genetically modified plants to produce a nutrient rich Granola Bar. This GMO Bar can sustain a person for one week without additional food sources. The bar is also fortified with nutrient rich waste water to give you that extra punch.  In addition, it provides male sterility to regulate a percentage of the population. It’s just Yummy and lasts more than four hours.”

     Carol and Mark gasped in shock and said, “What?”

     Mark then turned and got closer to a parking meter pole and saw a sign that read, ‘One Hour Parking, Only Bitter Coins Accepted by Bluetooth or Redtooth, Crowd Control Active, Take the Time to Report a Crime on Your Bitter Dime”

     Mark and Carol turned to the chameleon man and said in unison, “What’s Redtooth?”

     Mr. Chameleon looked puzzled and said, “You really must live way out in the sticks. Redtooth is the new virtual banking system.  You people in the outer regions are still living with the old technology from last century.  That must be why you are wearing funny dark clothes. You probably have a job out there in the sticks and work hard for a living. Here in SPACE CITY we live in a socialist society where everyone is given an allowance based on their social class. Everyone is on the government dole.”

     Mark was certainly confused. He thought to himself, “Has the time somehow changed? Why is everything so different?  All the odd people, funny clothes, flying cars, police with nets, virtual banking...”  

Carol looked at a sign in the store window that gave the date and time. It read...

 Date … September 17, 2116 - Time… Earth/Moon 9:10 AM – Weather … Smog Alert, Expect Solar Showers, Use Sunscreen 200

     The chameleon then yelled from a distance, “If you want to go back to the sticks, take the next bus. It only makes one trip a week through the worm hole.”

     The crowd that had been netted was returned by a flying car and dropped at the bus stop.  They all looked stunned from their ordeal and were ready to go home.

     Mark didn’t want to believe the chameleon man but everything looked so strange. He tried asking another question but Mr. Chameleon walked away and turned the corner. As the sky darkened again, the bus pulled up and the door opened. The driver said “Non Stop Time Warp Express.”

     Mark grabbed Carol and said, “We better get on or we will be stuck here in the Future.” All the passengers from the earlier trip also piled on the bus not wanting to be left behind.  In addition, some new passengers hopped on at the last minute.

     The bus driver said, “Please pay the fare with your Virtual Charlie Cards.”  Mark took out a dollar bill and handed it to the driver. The driver looked puzzled and said, “You illegal immigrants always try to beat the system. You never pay your fair share of virtual taxes and you still expect all the benefits. We don’t make change on this bus and we don’t accept fake money. Follow the rope line and sit in the seats at the rear. You will know when you are at the end of your rope when you reach the back Mack.  At the end of the line, the terminal collector will have you pay with sweat-equity or a pound of flesh. So roll up your sleeves and move along. ”

     Carol turned to Mark and said, “Why do we have to roll up our sleeves and what does he mean – ‘a pound of flesh’?”

     Mark was puzzled too. He looked around and saw a man in the next seat, with one hand. The man had no shirt on and wore chameleon colored pants and seamed to levitate about a foot above his seat. Mark asked the one-hand man, “Have you been in Space City before?”

     The man answered, “Yes, I make the trip each week to help pay the bills. I used to work in the financial district but lost my shirt and now I’m just flying by the seat of my pants.  I work so hard in the city that I feel like I have been through a meat grinder, especially last week when they asked me to work an extra few hours and lend a hand.”

     The bus took off again and the driver pressed the lever for Warp Speed.  The lights flashed, the bus shook and there was a loud sound of thunder. In a few minutes the bus came to another stop. The people slowly got up from their seats, hung their heads low and started to leave the bus.  As the passengers stepped to the sidewalk they saw three doors.  Above each door was a sign. Each sign was different. One read, ‘Chameleon Clothes’, (Made with the Finest Human Hair and Soaked in Sweat Equity).  The next sign read, ‘Handy Dandy the Butcher’, (Ground Round by the Pound as you hear the Sound). The third sign read, ‘Black Hole’ (Take You Chances).

     Some of the passengers hung their heads and walked through the first two doors as Carol and Mark heard loud screaming sounds. 

     Mark quickly said, “I think we should choose the third door and take our chances.”  He then grabbed Carol’s hand and together they quickly entered the Black Hole.

     Loud music started playing over the store speakers and confetti fell from the ceiling. The store manager came over to shake hands. He was wearing a clown costume with chameleon colors.

     Mark couldn’t believe his eyes and reached to take off his glasses. He realized that he still had on the VR glasses that he was wearing for the entire bus trip.  When he rubbed his eyes and looked again, the store manager was in a normal business suit and not the Clown Costume he thought he was wearing. Carol took off her glasses too and saw the same things. Balloons hung on the wall next to the store sign that read - ‘WALMART SUPERSTORE’.

     The manager then said, “Congratulations, you are the Millionth Customer to walk through the doors of our new store.  As a prize we would like to give you an - All Expenses Paid Trip to Space Mountain at Disney Land in Florida. In addition, you have won the grand prize which is a pair of the new Sony VR Glasses with Artificial Intelligence.”

     Mark looked around and was astonished.  After his ordeal and scare of a life time, he didn’t want anything to do with Space Mountain, VR Glasses or the Future.  He said, “Thanks but no thanks, we are done with virtual reality and the future.  We like everything the way it is. Besides, just look around and you will see all the spaced out weirdos you ever would want to see, right here in Super Duper Wally-Mart. This place is like a circus. Just let me point out all the characters. Look over there at Jumbo Jane with the Spandex Pants, Tattoo Theresa with the World Map on her arms, Paul the Plumber with his Pants Low and the Grand Canyon Crack, and Prancing Patty with the Purple Hair.”

          Carol added, “Maybe everything isn’t perfect here in the real world but we can surely count on:  Working Hard For a Living, Unfair Wages, Crooked Politicians, The Rich Getting Richer, Climate Change, Pollution, Population Explosion, Inequality, Illegal Drugs, Rising Crime and Increased Cost of Living. Life is just great.”

          Mark continued, “Now that we know this was all a joke caused by wearing those stupid VR Glasses, we are going to get on the next bus into Boston and back to work and enjoy a ‘Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood’.   At least a dollar a day will keep the wolves at bay.”

 

The End ….

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